Statistician Quotes (2)
A statistician carefully assembles the facts and figures for others who carefully misinterpret them.
In Evan Esar, 20,000 Quips and Quotes (1995), 765.
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie but admits that, under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (1949). In Robert Harris Shutler, Mathematics 436 - Finely Explained (2004), 3.
