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Jack Handey

(1949 - )

American humorist.

Science Quotes by Jack Handey (1)

I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science?

— Jack Handey

Deep Thoughts (1992).

See also: | Breed (4) | Eat (7) | Night (7)

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